Fantastic Four #29: Property Damage 27
Written with a dash of greatness by: Stan Lee
Drawn with a hint of glory by: Jack Kirby
Inked with a touch of drama by: Chic Stone
Lettered with a bottle of india ink by: S. Rosen
Hi, Ben. we need to talk. We understand that it's been difficult for you in the past few years, what with the transformation, the fact that it's my fault, that my wifefianceegirlfriend whatever this is goaded you into flying the ship, the endless teasing of regaining of your human form. We get that you can't walk down the street without attracting attention, that you'll only truly be good at hide and seek in the Colorado desert, and the only clothing that really fits is your trunks.
But that was a really nice table, man. Really nice. It was well-varnished, it was over a hundred years old, and it was blue. Do you know just how difficult it was to find a blue, antique table? About as hard as finding yellow paint that makes the walls and floor seem like one depth-less plane! You need to do something about your anger...
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